Some people take this review business too seriously and need to lighten up. Ape and Bird is decent food and won't make you feel stuffed and instead will satisfy your taste buds. I ordered potted duck and caramelised onions to start with and for main (picture above) roast cod and veg with a lovely jus. The fish just flaked off the skin and was nice and soft. It's not the best cod ever but I enjoyed it. The potted duck to start with was generous in its portion and very delicious. Starter and mains at £25 each including service isn't all that bad. I won't rush to come back but the venue was very nice on Shaftesbury avenue and would be a good place for drinks with friends.